IL-MALTIN M'HAWNX BHALHOM

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Forwarded by a friend at work and thought it was very fitting:

A young Maltese guy moves to the States and goes to a big  department store
 looking for a job. The manager asks, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
 The guy said, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home....you  know....J.B.Stores....Tal-Lira!'

 Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the  job.
 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close
 and see how you did but
 let me give you a bit of advice, if a customer comes
 looking, say, for
 toothpaste, you might suggest he also purchase a
 toothbrush, or dental floss
 etc .. you get the idea?'
 'Of course,' the young man said.

 His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
 After the store
 was locked up, the manager came down.
 'How many sales did you make today?'
 The guy said, 'One.
 The manager groans, 'Just one? Our sales people average
 20 or 30 sales
 a day! How much was the sale for?'
 The guy says, '$101,237.64.'

 The manager exclaims, 'What? $101, 237.64? What did you
 sell him?'
 The kid said, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then
 I sold him a medium
 fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold
 him a new fishing
 rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
 said down at the
 coast so I told him he was going need a boat. So we went
 down to the boat
 department, and I sold him that twin engine sea craft. Then
 he said he
 didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
 him down to the
 automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero.'

 The manager says, 'You mean a guy came in here to buy a
 fish hook and
 you sold him a boat and truck?!'

 The guy replied, 'No no no... he came in here to buy a
 box of tampax for
 his wife and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's
 already fucked up, you
 might as well go fishing!'

[Gazzetta]

NICEEEEEE !!!!   

Chris 

[fishman]

Very good joke. One of my best jokes I ever heard.

[camkev]

Good one !

[LapsiBoy]

lol tajba din tajba lol

[suffrun]

Thats a good one!!

[fava]

looooooool nice 1 skip!!!!

[fishfinder]

  LOL veru Maltin Kien Mela 

[visa]

hey thats no joke thats me at my best 

[baghira]

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha
You should have said some of these at the bbq...........

[sirena]

tajba din lol

[maxxat75]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool nice 1

[fabrizioviper]

HAHAHA VERY GOOD JOKE MAN. WELL DONE

[Perla 165]

hahahhahaha looooool tajba : ) lofl !!! nice

[mulett75]

Manjieri tajba!


 Subject: Il-manieri

 Waqt wahda mis- sezzjonijiet taghha fil-klassi, l-Ghalliema bdiet  taghllem  dwar kif ghandu jkollok manjieri tajbin. Hija bdiet tistaqsi  l-istudenti  Taghha,*

 'Michael, li kieku kellek date --- ikla,  ma tfajla,  kif se  Tghidilha  li ghandek bzonn tmur sat-toilet?'

 Michael irrisponda, 'Tini minuta ghax ghandi bzonn naghmel pipi.'

 L-Ghalliema irispondit billi qalet, 'Le hazin !'

 '  U int Peter XI tkun ir- risposta tieghek?'*

 Peter qal, 'Skuzani, imma ghandi bzonn immur sal kamra tal banju.
Nigi
 Lura Ma ndumx.'

 'Hekk hafna ahjar, imma xorta mhux pulit li tuza IL kelma `tal  banju`Waqt L-ikel'*

 'U int Little Johnny, tista' tuza mohhok ghal darba u tghidilna IL  manjieri  tajba tieghek XI jkunu?'*

 Kieku nghidilha hekk, 'Darling, tista' tiskuzani ftit jekk
joghgbok?*

 Ghandi bzonn niehu b'idejn habib kbir tieghi, li nispera li nlaqqek  Mieghu Wara din l-ikla.'