Jokes!

[noztheviking]

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her drawers?? Ans = SELF EMPLOYED

[noztheviking]

Dad with his little girl in the garden when she asks, Daddy is that a Mummy longlegs underneath that daddy longlegs ?? Dad says no sweety there are no mummy longlegs only daddy long legs. Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind,untilshe stamps on them both saying, We will not have any of that gay shit in our garden !!!!!!

[King]

Sajjied mar jistad bid-dghajsa tijaw!! Hareg il barra u waqaflu l mutur, amlet maltempata kbira izda d-dghajsa ma kienx ghad fadlila 2 ohra biex tereq kompletament. Beda jitlob l'Alla biex jajnu u ghalhekk beda sejjer ' Alla jekk joghgbok ghajni'. Giet l-1 dghajsa u fil pront ir ragel qallu "Itla sabih ghax ha tereq" u is-sajjied qallu " Only God will help me". Addew 10 minuti u gie dingi u prova jghinu u qallu listess kliem u bl-istess risposta is sajjied rega wiegbu " Only God will help me". Id-dghajsa erqet u s sajjied miet u baqa sejjer il genna. Mhar jiltaqa m'Alla u fil pront is sajjied staqsa l'Alla " Ghalxiex ma pruvajtx tghini bambin". Qabez Alla u qallu "Int bis serjeta, batlek 2 dghajjes u qed tajd li m'ghintekx"

[maltembu]

  LOL Tajba din King

[Perla 165]

hahaha lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL tajba king hahaha

[ramio]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce

[LapsiBoy]

minalija youve been fishing din haha

[noztheviking]

researchers have discovered that excessive masterbation can cause DYSLEXIA. Hwoeevr tihs is o9lny in etxreem caess of slef aubse:

[ramio]

nice one nozthevikin

[shanook]

ince noe nothzveikni

[The_Gaffer]

Nyce wone nozhtevyken

[ramio]

You making me feel bad guys!!!

[fisheye]

I thought our only hoyb was fisihng

[shanook]

ramio u need to start exercising man.....

[mike.d.]

my wife was hinting what she would like for christmas, "something nice and shiney, goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds" so i have bought her some bathroom scales.